The Funniest Stand-up Comedians
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“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ’I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.’”
“You guys said it. what a funny guy. whoever doesn’t like seinfeld in my opinion has a bad taste in comedy. I’m so happy you put him at number 1”
“He is my idol!”
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“super funny”
“Best guy ever..
’Whats your chinese name’
Tap-sum-bong
’Isn’t that like getting high’”
“OMG I laugh at his jokes no matter how many times I hear them... I love this joke though:
"you know women talk all buissness on the phone and men talk pure do-do"
"you hear a woman talking and the phone and shes like-yeah id like chairs with that and have your people call my people okay-(phone turns off)"
"you hear men on the phone and they try to make it look cool- talk to me... yeah.. oh.. lap danceing I’ll meet you there (turns off phone) buissness baby buissness (he says to wife)"”
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Dane Cook
“"YOUR AN F-N RIOT!"”
“Hilarious. He relates everything he says to everyday situations that everybody can relate to.”
“I finaly saw someone get hit by a car while driving in my BAMF CT-2004”
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“Makes all these amateurs, look like, well like amateurs. Carlin is considered a legend in my book. "The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept"”
“I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”
“Funnnnny”
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“I love his impressions of other people, they are hilarious.”
“4 words im rick james bitch”
“FUNNY GUY... HE KEEPS IT REAL.”
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“’Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.’”
“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. R.I.P. Mitch”
“The way mitch hedberg looks at the world is completely different from anyone else’s. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too! it’s brilliant to make those connections.”
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“he is so funny... pimp chronicles”
“He should be #1”
“Katt Williams is one of the funniest comedians ever. If you haven’t seen american hustle then thats why he isn’t number one vote him up there”
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Steve Martin
“I gave my cat a bath the other day. . .they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . .”
“’We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.’”
“it is a tragic injustice that this man is not number 1. he is a brilliant artist.”
“the best
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Chris Rock
“hilarious!”
“He can always make me laugh and put a smile on my face!!”
“now i have a kid is nothing cuz even "roaches have kids too" i looked my daughter in the eye and relized my goal in parenting is to keep her off the poll!!”
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